Forever Alone Minecraft Server

Forever Alone, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, Loneliness, longing, longing for a partner, longing for love, love, Minecraft, missing someone, relationships, Romantic, searching for love, Server, Single forever, Single life, unattainable, unattainable love, unfulfilled, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Towns Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending your days alone in Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this! Why settle for a real-life relationship when you can have a virtual one with a pixelated princess who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Falling into the Void:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Void Gems Collected:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	179
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7577	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4870
New Chunks Explored:	814135	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Votes:	7426	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Items Found:	2869
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5188	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Buildings Constructed:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mines Excavated:	1658	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Love Letters Sent:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3489
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!