Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have floating submarines in the sky! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Our players have mastered the art of building submarines that defy gravity and float high above the ground.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that has been rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it. Some say it can turn dirt into diamonds, while others claim it can teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

    Bussy Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

    Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

    If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

    Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

    So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Zombie Dances: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Alien Abductions: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

    FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

    Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ores Mined: 3136 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Second Season Snubbed

    Second Season Snubbed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

    Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

    Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Runes Activated: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8199

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 3965 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 874647 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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