Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have floating submarines in the sky! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Our players have mastered the art of building submarines that defy gravity and float high above the ground.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that has been rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it. Some say it can turn dirt into diamonds, while others claim it can teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Emeralds Found: 1065
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 129
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Runes Activated: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Chimeras Created: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 76356
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 105 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Farms Harvested: 966 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7462 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Farms Harvested: 392 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Chimeras Created: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 915115 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Farms Harvested: 958
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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