Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are where all the juicy drama happens.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces doll fucking as a legitimate roleplay scenario? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about site drama. And let’s not forget our live status tracker – because who doesn’t want to know when their roleplay partner is online?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure of kinkiness and chaos. Just remember to stay hydrated while roleplaying – you never know when things might get hot and heavy in the world of Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crops Grown: 9827 Dragon Scales Harvested: 155
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

    and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

    so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCreeperz420

    CraftyCreeperz420
    come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

    we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

    if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 222 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Broadband Binge Craft

    Broadband Binge Craft
    Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Zombie Dances: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

    Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

    Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Void Gems Collected: 34
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

    Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 863 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GrampsGoneWildMC

    GrampsGoneWildMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

    CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP
    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

    CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Emeralds Found: 3184
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 158
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

    Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

    imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

    oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

    MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!
    Server IP mineward.net (1.20.4+)
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

    Overview:

    • ⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
    • 💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
    • 💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
    • 📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
    • 🎣 Catch leviathans!

    FAQ:

    1. How do I choose a class?

    To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

    2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

    Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

    3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

    Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

    4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

    To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

    5. How can I catch leviathans?

    To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Depression Escape Minecraft Server

    Depression Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

    Random Anon’s SMP Adventures
    Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8829 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Magic Items Found: 4187 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY