Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are where all the juicy drama happens.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces doll fucking as a legitimate roleplay scenario? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about site drama. And let’s not forget our live status tracker – because who doesn’t want to know when their roleplay partner is online?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure of kinkiness and chaos. Just remember to stay hydrated while roleplaying – you never know when things might get hot and heavy in the world of Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Star Shards Collected: 142 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2753 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Potions Brewed: 99
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8749 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Crops Grown: 1754
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 New Chunks Explored: 918328
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7805 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Potions Brewed: 129 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
    Towns Built: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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