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Global Warming Not Detected Server

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come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Star Shards Collected:	232
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Animals Bred:	170
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Meteorites Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mines Excavated:	2765

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

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hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

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so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	New Chunks Explored:	676042
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1995	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4439
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5471
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KidzCraftHavoc

Choices, college, culture, DATING, Daughters, decision, Divorce, education, family, forced marriage, Heir, INDEPENDENCE, KidzCraftHavoc, Partners, PRESSURE, refusing, Shelter, Sons, Stability, unmarried, young adult children

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	5770	Dragon Eggs Found:	7400
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

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LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1888	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	6433
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14