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LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NotAnArtistConcertScam

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineFictionalMe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

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lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	6374	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	474156
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	2726	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Animals Bred:	100	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	790	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	6189	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9926
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	823	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6