FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers

abandonment, animal rights, animal welfare, Animals, Bone, Cats, compassion, deniers, don’t deserve love, doro, Dorobonekos, Empathy, feline behavior, forgiveness, Kindness, KOS, love, Minecraft, neglect, pet care, pet ownership, Redemption, Rehabilitation, second chances, smp, stray cats

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Dorobonekos and the Fluffykins.

But beware, Dorobonekos don’t deserve love on this server. They are known for stealing all the diamonds and causing mayhem wherever they go. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

Join us if you dare, and maybe you’ll even become the hero who finally puts an end to the Doroboneko tyranny. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground disco party where the Fluffykins dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mines Excavated:	3853

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HabitualMiner – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your obsession with collecting every single type of flower in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our SMP where flower hoarding is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our founder, Sir Petunia the Third, was once a renowned flower whisperer who could make roses bloom in the dead of winter. Legend has it that he once tamed a wild creeper with a bouquet of daisies. So if you want to be part of a community that truly appreciates your floral fixation, join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Towns Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

BlockyBlunders, CHANGE, decision, do-over, Event, Experience, growth, hindsight, Improvement, learn, Life, mistake, opportunity, past, personal development, redo, Reflection, regret, rewind, second chance, self improvement, transformation

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

at risk, BlockyBros, commissioner, Cultural preservation, endangered language, government policies, indigenous language, language advocacy, language development, language diversity, language education, language policy, language preservation, language protection, language revitalization, language rights, language sustainability., Maori, Maori Culture, Māori language, MAYHEM, minority language, new zealand

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

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come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

animal health, animal welfare, canine health, doggy, Dogs, Fun, immunization, Immunogenicity, investigation, non-target species, oral rabies vaccine, Potential, public health, rabies, rabies prevention, rERAG333E, researchers, Safety, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, veterinary medicine, zoonotic diseases

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mines Excavated:	3964	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

Adventure, Brewing, Custom Recipes, Discord, DOMINATE, Dysfunctional, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Ip:, Join, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

Ally, console, cost effective, Deck, digital downloads, Download, Entertainment, free, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming platforms, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games, virtual reality

Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ores Mined:	6352	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Emeralds Found:	6298	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineRabbitHole

bizarre forums, Caught, chilling stories, conspiracy theories, creepy videos, dark web, deep web, digital mysteries, Disturbing, disturbing content, Forbidden knowledge, internet, internet obsessions, MineRabbitHole, online cults, online investigations, online mysteries, Rabbit Hole, strange websites, unsettling discoveries, unsolved mysteries

Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	4219	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyKurskFunTime

Analysis, Conflict, CraftyKurskFunTime, criticism, Decision making, Diplomacy, Evaluation, evaluation period, international relations, judgment, Kursk incursion, leadership, Military, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, success, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3787
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

Adventure, animated series, biscuit, cartoon, childhood memories, classic, dog treats, friendship, Funny Moments, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, Risk, risk it for the biscuit, Scooby, Scooby doo, Scooby snacks, shaggy, snack, snack time, solving crimes, Talking dog, teamwork, tv show

Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!