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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9090	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	38
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Villages Defended:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	128
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Votes:	5346	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	56	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Magic Items Found:	8336
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3762
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	188
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	839408
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4