Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6585 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magic Items Found: 4074

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Potions Brewed: 115
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6803
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

    A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

    Recommended version: 1.21

    Our modes:

    • OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

    • Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

    • Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

    Our advantages and features:

    Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

    Play with the best!

    Stay with the best!

    Become the best!

    Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

    Made for a comfortable game!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Ores Mined: 3810
    Crops Grown: 9013 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

    🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform Bedrock Edition
    Description Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    Goal Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

    Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

    A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

    Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

    A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

    Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

    A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

    Q: What is the age requirement for players?

    A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

    If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6986 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 New Chunks Explored: 597271

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3896 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Farms Harvested: 187 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

    B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 202 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Buildings Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 215 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
    Currency Diamonds
    Special Features Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

    FAQ

    What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

    Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

    Are there weekly events on the server?

    Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

    What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

    Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

    Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

    Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

    Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

    Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

    Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

    KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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