Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Emeralds Found: 4452
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Mines Excavated: 2277
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 New Chunks Explored: 103263
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1089 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
    Currency Diamonds
    Special Features Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

    FAQ

    What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

    Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

    Are there weekly events on the server?

    Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

    What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

    Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

    Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

    Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

    Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

    Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ores Mined: 5031
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

    Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Enchantments Applied: 200
    Animals Bred: 153 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3551
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

    KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchantments Applied: 160

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyQueers

    CraftyQueers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Villages Defended: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

    plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

    F16Craft: Ukraine Edition
    come join our minecraft server and fly around like ukraine’s new F-16 fighter jets!!! we got all the crazy planes and helicopters u can imagine, plus u can battle ur friends in the sky like a true warrior!!! we even have a secret base where u can launch missiles at unsuspecting players, mwahaha!!! join now and dominate the skies with us!!!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Magic Items Found: 2577
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    • 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
    • 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    • 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    • 🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
    • 🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    • 🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    • 🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
    • 🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    • 💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
    • 🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server reset regularly? No, our server has been up and running since June 2020 and will never reset its map.
    Are donations used for charity? Yes, all donations we receive go entirely to support various charities and giveaways.
    Is hate speech tolerated on the server? No, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players and hate speech is not tolerated.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, we promise fairness for all players and zero pay-to-win features.
    How can I join the server? You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 55

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Convert to Islam Minecraft Server

    Convert to Islam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building epic structures alone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into friendly villagers! That’s right, no more creepers blowing up your hard work. And if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. So what are you waiting for? Join us and convert to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Potions Brewed: 138
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

    Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we strive for total Bharatian victory! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can access it.

    2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle?

    3. The owner of the server is rumored to be a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. Join us and you may just witness this magic firsthand.

    4. We host weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or riding a roller coaster made entirely of lava. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and help us achieve total Bharatian victory in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Alien Abductions: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP

    MysterySolver in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe you’ll finally uncover the mystery of why creepers always seem to blow up your house at the worst possible moment! Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the secret to why villagers always trade the most useless items for your hard-earned emeralds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind why chickens lay eggs without ever needing to sit on them! The only way to find out is to join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HorrorCraft: Survive & Thrive

    HorrorCraft: Survive & Thrive
    Are you tired of surviving boring old horror movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can actually LIVE out your favorite horror movie! Imagine running from a chainsaw-wielding maniac in a pixelated world or trying to outsmart a horde of zombies in a blocky apocalypse. Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the scariest Minecraft server around! Who needs popcorn and a comfy couch when you can experience the terror firsthand? Join now if you dare!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magic Items Found: 5123
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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