New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players: 95/500 Votes: 9056
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Divine Spears Created: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
Animals Bred: 100 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

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  • Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7251
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3061

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

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  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 5875
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8173 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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  • Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    Rent & Bills Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 2490
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

    Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

    Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

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  • BoomerRageCraft

    BoomerRageCraft
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 7680
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6382 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 4310
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Crops Grown: 5802
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

    So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1738
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

    oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

    and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

    so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

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  • Advanced Monkey Business Server

    Advanced Monkey Business Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 2382
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Ores Mined: 9301
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 234606 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

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  • Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 4170
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview

    Server Type Semi-Anarchy
    IP Address AnarchyNetwork.net
    Features Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
    Phantoms Completely removed
    Nether Roof Access Allowed

    FAQs

    Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

    A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

    Q: Can I teleport on the server?

    A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

    Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

    A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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  • Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

    Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 3601
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Potions Brewed: 73 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

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  • Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

    Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 191
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 208 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

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  • HubbylessGiftsCraft

    HubbylessGiftsCraft
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 8280
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

    🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

    🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

    🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9810
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

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    Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

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  • RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 779
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Villages Defended: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

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  • Elon’s Far-Right Craft

    Elon’s Far-Right Craft
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 176
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4800 Farms Harvested: 209
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

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  • NOVA

    NOVA
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 1232
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3734 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Hacking Allowed Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
    Griefing Allowed Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
    Base Building Players can build their own bases and structures.
    PvP Players can engage in player versus player combat.
    No Resets The server will never be reset.
    Unmoderated Chat Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
    Large Storage The server has 200GB of storage.
    Obbi Roof Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

    Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

    Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

    FAQs

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

    Q: Is griefing allowed?

    A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

    Q: Will the server ever reset?

    A: No, the server will never be reset.

    Q: Is chat moderated?

    A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

    Q: How much storage does the server have?

    A: The server has 200GB of storage.

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