Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

    Overview:

    Who are we? The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
    What do we offer?
    • An actually active community
    • Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing!
    • A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself
    • A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making
    • Deep lore, our own language and religion
    • WEEKLY Events!
    What do we need?
    • YOU
    • Builders 🔨
    • Cactus Farmers 🌵
    • Fighters ⚔️
    • Active Players! 🕰️

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
    Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
    What kind of events are held weekly? We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Mines Excavated: 2027 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 98

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Star Shards Collected: 80
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Animals Bred: 193 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 220 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Villages Defended: 20
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2656 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

    A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

    Recommended version: 1.21

    Our modes:

    • OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

    • Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

    • Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

    Our advantages and features:

    Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

    Play with the best!

    Stay with the best!

    Become the best!

    Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

    Made for a comfortable game!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Star Shards Collected: 51
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Animals Bred: 120

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • 🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

    🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform Bedrock Edition
    Description Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    Goal Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

    Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

    A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

    Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

    A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

    Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

    A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

    Q: What is the age requirement for players?

    A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

    If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

    B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 433 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3714 Potions Brewed: 138
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Dimension Hops: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Potions Brewed: 173 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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