Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Meteorites Collected: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7418
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5469 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Villages Defended: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 984866 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3060
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Potions Brewed: 46
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 261
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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