Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 375
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Chimeras Created: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Villages Defended: 11
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2866 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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