Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlockyBedroomBlunders

    BlockyBedroomBlunders
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

    From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2419 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

    UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up
    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

    and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

    so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

    Flying Car City – Not So Convenient
    yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

    oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

    NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft
    so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

    we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

    plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

    so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network
?
    Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magic Items Found: 5114
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Lifelink

    Lifelink

    Welcome to Lifelink

    Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!

    Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

    Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

    ””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

    So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Divine Spears Created: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyBeautyLand

    BlockyBeautyLand
    Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

    Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4899
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

    KimCraft: Redstone Revolution
    join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Crops Grown: 2256
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6573 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Ascended Not Noticed

    Ascended Not Noticed
    join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Fire Factions

    Fire Factions

    Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Animals Bred: 62 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

    Blame The Parents Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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