Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 7987 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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