Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 173 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7254 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Towns Built: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/water-sound/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Potions Brewed: 128 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 713782 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Runes Activated: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5588 Dimension Hops: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Villages Defended: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Villages Defended: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • YankeeDoodleDont

    YankeeDoodleDont
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

    Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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