Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Enchantments Applied: 104
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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