Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Ores Mined:	4159	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

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lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	2699	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AxMC

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Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	215
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	920728
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pristine Network

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Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	109	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1140	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.