Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Secret Passages Found: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Void Gems Collected: 26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5220
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Enchantments Applied: 270
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 318559 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Villages Defended: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Potions Brewed: 102
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Alien Abductions: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Towns Built: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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