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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 7681
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Secret Passages Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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