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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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