Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Void Gems Collected: 24 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

    PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

    So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Magic Items Found: 6444 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyMemes – #420

    CraftyMemes – #420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

    RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

    Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 28 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4165 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

    CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

    Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious
    Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

    Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 452 Falling into the Void: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Farms Harvested: 740

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

    CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat
    🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

    🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

    🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

    🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

    💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

    🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

    ⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

    🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

    🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

    🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

    🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

    Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Autism Adventures

    Blocky Autism Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 998
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 995 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

    SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

    Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Animals Bred: 172
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Kek Kingdom

    Crafty Kek Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockyBullyz

    BlockyBullyz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Gods Slained: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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