Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MemeCraft: LOL Edition

    MemeCraft: LOL Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

    Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

    NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

    Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

    But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

    BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Emeralds Found: 3281
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

    Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1707 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 608707 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

    QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

    And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

    Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6998
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Star Shards Collected: 277
    Alien Abductions: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Enchantments Applied: 94

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

    LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

    Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!
    Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

    Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

    Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dimension Hops: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

    Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

    Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blockhead Banter

    Blockhead Banter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5430
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Mediocre Mineville

    Mediocre Mineville
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

    So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Mines Excavated: 3006
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Animals Bred: 122 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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