Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 New Chunks Explored: 319301

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

    CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 247 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

    And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

    Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block
    Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

    On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

    Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Star Shards Collected: 252
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

    Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

    World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

    WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

    Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1561
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Farms Harvested: 726
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

    Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

    Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6900 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Emeralds Found: 996
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching

    Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching
    Are you tired of the boring, mundane Minecraft servers out there? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon or battle it out in intense PvP matches where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that our server admin is actually a secret unicorn in disguise!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server

    Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and absolute madness!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Yes, you read that right – talking creepers! They’ll tell you jokes, give you quests, and even teach you how to do the floss dance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of pizza from the Diamond Unicorn.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Dragon of Doom – a ferocious beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Defeat the dragon and all the riches shall be yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • GymClassHeroCraft

    GymClassHeroCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the king of the land. How, you ask? Because our server has insane custom plugins that give you superpowers like flying on a unicorn and shooting rainbows out of your fingertips. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns and rainbows, baby!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine battling it out with other players to see who can build the most epic statue of a potato. Winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, you might just become the next cute 15 year old in gym clothes ruling the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 141 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BritsNBlocks

    BritsNBlocks
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Chester edition server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger sword, rumored to have the power to defeat the evil creepers with just one bite!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chester edition Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Farms Harvested: 327 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Collide!

    SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Collide!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can meet the cutest shark wives in all of blocky land! Dive into the ocean and find yourself a fin-tastic companion to swim with. But be careful, some of them might try to steal your diamonds!

    Join our server and embark on wild adventures with your new aquatic friends. Build underwater castles, ride dolphins into battle, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the sea. Who knows, you might even find a sunken ship full of enchanted loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say hello to my adorable shark wife, she’s always looking for new friends to play with! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s JAW-SOME!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!

    Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the super shotgun gets a makeover! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and blocky battles. But be warned, those 3 mysterious spots on the super shotgun are actually portals to another dimension where creepers ride pigs and diamonds rain from the sky. Only the bravest players dare to explore this glitchy realm and uncover its secrets. So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 New Chunks Explored: 984444

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you ready for some EPIC adventures in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because something DEFINITELY crazy is going down right now on our server!

    Picture this: 5 KC-135 tankers have just left the UK and are now chilling just west of Morocco off the coast, still headed south. And guess what? EAM’s (Emergency Action Messages) are off the freaking charts! Skyking AND Skymaster are both putting out broadcasts over regular EAM’s. I mean, 523 EAM’s in the last 24 hours… that’s a lot of action for a Minecraft server, am I right?

    Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos and excitement of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base, uncover hidden treasures, or even encounter some mysterious creatures!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Check out the latest news here to see what other surprises await you!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

    Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans
    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! 🎮

    Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures? Look no further, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination! 💡

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in intense PvP matches with gear and weapons that will blow your mind! 💣

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest collectables that will make you the envy of all your friends. 🏆

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret booru filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 🤫

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! 🌟

    Disclaimer: No baby chicks, li’l bunnies, or bear cubs were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Zombie Dances: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Potions Brewed: 53
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server

    GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server to escape from awkward situations like this! Our server is a safe haven where you can build pixelated masterpieces and avoid fashion emergencies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a creeper ghost who will only haunt players wearing mismatched armor sets. So if you want to avoid a spooky fashion disaster, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a blocky pig companion. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6480
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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