Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

    Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

    Minecraft Server Overview: Two Times A Charm (TTAC)

    Server IP mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

    TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

    Server Features:

    • Friendly Staff
    • World Backups
    • 24/7 Support
    • No Lag
    • Dedicated Server
    • No Limits
    • Discord

    Notes:

    • Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
    • Worlds: Backed up daily

    Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

    • No Hacking
    • No Cheating
    • No Exploiting
    • No Racism
    • No Lag Machines
    • No Threatening
    • No X-Ray
    • No Bullying
    • Keep Chat Clean
    • Don’t Be Dumb

    Server Rules (Allowed):

    • PVP
    • Teaming
    • Unlimited Farming
    • Griefing
    • Mob Farming
    • Redstone Machines
    • Building
    • New Chunk Loading
    • Stealing
    • Raiding

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Marburg Server

    Crafty Marburg Server

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

    The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Enchantments Applied: 156
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NephewTrollBegone

    NephewTrollBegone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

    Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

    With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoConseqRuleBreaker

    NoConseqRuleBreaker
    Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • StarshipSkyHigh

    StarshipSkyHigh
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Potions Brewed: 22 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9928 New Chunks Explored: 813520
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

    New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 177 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Crops Grown: 5377 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview
    Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Vote for resets on Discord.
    No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
    Can I use cheats or hacks? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Is griefing or stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    How can I vote for server resets? You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
    Is there a land claim system available? No, there is no land claim system on this server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Farms Harvested: 282

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Ores Mined: 8901 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

    $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

    MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP
    Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

    CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8922
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 178 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

    HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!
    yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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