EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8180
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	6978
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	7544
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Latin HappyCraft

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come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lost My Spirit Minecraft SMP

baúl, CENTRO, cielo azul, emociones, fácil, Letras, Lost, melancolía, Minecraft, musica, noche, oír, Perdí mi espíritu, piel, Poesia, Reflexion, SANGRE, sentimientos, smp, soledad, Solo, spirit, Tristeza, venas

¿Estás cansado de aburridos servidores de Minecraft donde todo es predecible y monótono? ¡Pues únete a nuestro loco SMP donde las reglas son solo una sugerencia y la diversión es lo único que importa!

Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.

Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.

Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited

Accuracy, AI-generated posts, aita, Am I the Buttface, Attention, BIAS, BlockParty2024, Book plots, Comments.., Conflict, Counter-posts, creative writing, doubt, Fairness, Gender swaps, Inaccuracy, Manipulation, ModMail, Monthly Open Forum, Movie, October 2024, point of view, Predictive tool, proof, Real-life conflicts, Reddit accounts, regional spinoffs, Reporting, Rule 8, Rule8ReRevisited, shitpost, shitposts, Sister sub, Suggestions, trolling, Trolls, tv show, Vote

🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! 🌟🔥

In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!

Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!

And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.

But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PillowTalkCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest desires? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all of your secret fantasies! Whether you dream of building a giant phallic structure or roleplaying as a sexy Enderman, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your sexuality. Who knew Minecraft could be this steamy? Join now and let your freak flag fly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	148
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperInvasion Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a little secret… IDF just revealed that Hezbollah was planning to invade our server en masse on October 7th! But guess what? We already raided 1,000 of their secret sites in Minecraft! Join us now to be part of this insane battle and show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and a secret base full of enchanted weapons! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6795	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Creeper Missiles: Jordan Street Chaos

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Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have missiles flying around like fireworks! We promise you won’t get hit, but if you do, it’s just part of the fun, right? Imagine the chaos of a missile crashing on your street in Jordan while you’re just trying to build your dream castle in the game. It’s like real life meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less consequences. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Block Crew

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crops Grown:	5589
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3