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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Secret Passages Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Divine Spears Created: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 66 Emeralds Found: 2434

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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