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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 15
Zombie Dances: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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