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Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

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Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
Mines Excavated: 4933 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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