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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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