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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 11
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Crops Grown: 9641 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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