Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Towns Built: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2337 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Emeralds Found: 530 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Zombie Dances: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 296 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 168 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Players Killed by Monsters: 4521

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Void Gems Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1857 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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