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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Villages Defended: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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