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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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