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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Potions Brewed: 77 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Falling into the Void: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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