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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
Buildings Constructed: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Villages Defended: 18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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