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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3362
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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