EvilParentzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

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Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

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Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	92	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

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Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2