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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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