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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 133

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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