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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Chimeras Created: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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