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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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