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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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