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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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