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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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