haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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