haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Love Letters Sent: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY