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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	1490
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8681	Players Killed by Monsters:	6067
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9972	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2225	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Animals Bred:	184	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Animals Bred:	197	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Votes:	4865
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5934	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	105/800	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5