Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Emeralds Found: 3019

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Animals Bred: 138 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5677
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mines Excavated: 2729
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Villages Defended: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 187040 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SibCraft: Building Bonds

    SibCraft: Building Bonds
    Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

    So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRush Minecraft Server
    lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Emeralds Found: 8929
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SirenCraftIsrael

    SirenCraftIsrael
    Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2125 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Raven Craft

    Raven Craft

    Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Magic Items Found: 6678
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Chattanet

    Chattanet

    Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Crops Grown: 8964
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

    Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Magic Items Found: 2182 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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